Ask thewitch
Monday, August 30th, 2010

Q: I figured you were anatomically miniature (translation:little peter) from the sighs of insecurity in your 'rants'. I'm here not to tell you what to do, but to remind you that when your dead and your mind/spirit joins the collective and all possibilities are on the table for what you could have done these days with whomever, you will feel pity for yourself but be glad you didn't slit your wrist.

P.S. although you don't think you need to take time to reflect/be alone, try entertaining yourself in a non-television, non-internet, non-shopping, non-sexual way.
Good Luck!

A: Huh. That's funny. I knew that you were an idiot the instant your email hit my Inbox. Way to make no fucking sense whatsoever. Remember: No matter how clever you think you may be - you're still a goddamned dipshit.

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