Ok, so what the hell is this website all about, anyway? Astrology, plate techtonics, advanced prehistoric civilizations, the Sphinx, the Nasca Lines, the underwater Japanese pyramids...what the?!

How are these things connected? What does Maccu Piccu and the Great Pyramid have in common with the dozens of geo-magnetic flips throughout the eons? And what does all of this have to do with my free daily horoscope?

Well, read on:

When one examines the extensive global record of ancient anomalies and compares the clear signs of antediluvian technology with the wealth of historic geological and/or climactic data which is presently available, it becomes apparent that there was a global catastrophe some (ahem) 15,000 years ago which set in motion a chain of events which led to the downfall of a highly advanced prehistoric culture of which we have no official record or acknowledgement. How did we get here?

First of all, go find yourself some sort of asymetrical sphere, place the big part on top, and spin it. That's the Earth. Tropical fauna and flora in the polar ice caps, glacial residue on the carribean sea floor, and a four-sided conical structure that we are incapable of building...hmmm; it's all very interesting. But what?

There's a lot of evidence that every 15,000 years or so, a major global catastrophe occurs which, among other things, causes a serious crustal shift - enough of a shift to relocate the North pole down to somewhere near Québec (for instance). Clearly, this kind of global plate shift would be enough to piss a lot of people off and totally confuse some mammals. It would also wipe out the vast majority of life on the planet in a matter of minutes, and the resultant volcanic/tectonic activity would do a hell of a number on the rest.

Ok skeptics, we know what you're thinking: 'Oh for the love of god! Another spaceship Atlantis nut!' You would say that. You have no intuitive understanding of anything. Plus, you types tend to miss the forest for the trees alot anyway.

So let's jump ahed a bit. Here we are today, and there is a lot of strange shit on the planet which we haven't even come close to explaining.

Lets start at Giza.

Dr. Hawass' subterfuge notwithstanding (he gets paid to do that), none of us has any idea when, why or by whom the Great Pyramid and the Sphinx were built. The anachronistic claim that the Great Pyramid was built with log rollers and clay ramps becomes wafer thin when one realizes that we, today, in 2001 - the people who built Hoover Dam and the Hubble Telescope and the Freaking Chunnel - couldn't duplicate this baffling engineering feat if our lives depended on it.

How anyone can say that these structures at Giza were built by a culture just 500 years out of the bush, with only a rudimentary grasp of written language is beyond us. Faith comes in may forms, to be sure.

Then there's the Sphinx, the smoking gun in terms of the inadequacy of our thoughts on ancient Earth history. See, the Sphinx shows clear, unmistakable signs of being weathered by rain in a tropical climate. Giza is quite desert-like. The last time there was enough precipitation in the area was (ahem) about 15,000 years ago - dating the Sphinx at least five time older than currently believed. Curious, no?

Take a look at the Nasca lines. What the hell are they? Well, on a barren coastal plain in Peru, there are these lines and drawings and shapes and shit carefully etched into the landscape, drawn on a scale that is only visible from hundreds of feet in the air. Go make a perfectly straight line 1000 miles long. Go ahead, we'll wait for you...

...Ok, that was pretty hard, huh? Now go draw a monkey 100 yards accross. How? Hell if we know. But we do know that there hasn't been a serious civilization at Nasca for thousands of years. This is getting confusing. Jesus said this was impossible. Dang.

So let's move less than 250 miles to the north-east to Machu Picchu. You've seen pictures. 20-ton rocks lifted up a sheer 11,000-foot cliff (without the wheel) and fitted together with such precision that the blade of a knife can't slip between them after thousands of years. Your brain should be hurting by now.

All over Central and South America, there are structures and infrastructure we cannot explain. Thousands of miles of roads built by people without knowledge of the wheel. Read that again. Shit. Thousands of miles of canals cut throuh the jungle (much of which is unexplored to this day). Ancient raised-field agriculture on a massive scale, and lots more unexplainable shit in perfect alignment with the poles and the stars all over the world...it goes on.

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