balls adj. 1. aggressiveness, power, fieryness, cold and emotionless but utterly solid and gutsy. 2. the ability to stare adversity in the face and stand tall through hopelessness. 3. most of our viewers are women, please give me a break, I know this word is loaded with gender connotations, but I have to express complex ideas in four sentences or less so gimme this one. thanks. | Top |

bum v. -mer, -ming, -ified 1. to become depressed or otherwise sad [burn-out]. 2. to borrow with little or no intention of returning | Top |

brainial adj. 1. of or relating to the function of the brain 2. the abilities comprising reasin, logic, problem solving, cleverness, adaptability, et al -ization, the manifestation of brainial powers | Top |

choice adj. 1. of or relating to anything and everything which is hip, fun, happy, exciting, positive, enlightening, successful, and superb -ness, the properties which embody ~, -ify -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

confrontationizing v. 1. the process of engaging in or creating confrontations, disagreements and/or conflict -ness, the properties which embody ~, -ify -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

connection n. 1. 1. availability and readiness of the vibe. the physical or emotional link tothe Cosmic oneness. | Top |

corporate v. 1. all the shitty lameness which can make america an embarrassing place and which is hated by the rest of the planet 2.lack of creativity 3. giving up on life 4.morally and spiritually vacuous 5.fucking lame -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

Cosmic n. 1. the force, power, vibe or idea which drives the universal life force adj- the influence on a person, energy, vibe or idea by the force which drives the universal life force -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

Cosmic Excellence pn. 1. that which is the jazz behind the workings of the entire universe | Top |

Cosmic oneness pn. 1. that which is the jazz behind the workings of the entire universe | Top |

Cosmic Pooh pn. 1. The male manifestation of the Cosmic oneness | Top |

cranial adj. 1. of or relating to the function of the brain 2. the abilities comprising reason, logic, problem solving, cleverness, adaptability, et al. -ization, the manifestation of cranial powers in the cranium | Top |

crazy adj. 1. that which is oddball, exiting, delightfully out of the ordinary, odd, unexpected, fun, incredibly cook, or choice 2. chaotic, hectic, fast-paced 3. unusually fortuitous or mysterious -ness, the properties which embody ~, -ify -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

deal v. 1. to manage, eliminate, or otherwise control the presence of a given influence | Top |

down adj. 1. possessing insufficient energies for unbridled joy 2. to have a firm grasp, understanding, and/or familiarity with a concept, event, item, person, or place | Top |

energies n. 1. forces, either from within or from outside of an individual which help direct and form that individual's path and, to some degree, actions 2. latent untapped ability 3. constitution, endurance, willpower and or determination | Top |

funk n. v. adj. adv. prep. -y, -yness 1. Maceo Parker | Top |

geetis n., sl.{ent: 1940's, america} 1. money or power. 2. contraband ("who's got the ~?") 3. a general descriptive noun used in place of "thingy" ("gimme that ~ over there") 4. a catch-all word describing a person's MoJo ("where's your ~ at?"). | Top |

Goddess pn. 1. the female manifestation of the Cosmic oneness | Top |

Great Pooh pn. see Cosmic Pooh | Top |

grippy adj. 1. the properties which include analyness, uptightness, and general lameness 2. the inability to deal and just let life flow 3. complete and total dissatisfaction with the now | Top |

groove n. v. adj. 1. the force, power, vibe, or idea which keeps the universal life force intact 2. the space between beats 3. that which compromises the areas of behavior and existence pertaining to kindness, generosity, positive spirituality, getting stoned, or just being a gentle helpful soul | Top |

hang n. v. adj. 1. the combination of people and physical location which surrounds you at any given time 2. a microcosm of scene | Top |

issues n. 1. the emotional screwiness which makes you into such a Freak | Top |

kicking of the ass ph. 1. generally doing an unnecessarily fine job 2. oversucceeding 3. achieving ten times the greatness expected | Top |

kind n. v. adj. 1. generosity, selflessness, utter lack of selfishness, helpful, happy, sincere, sympathetic, social, sweet, silly, nice, funny, or otherwise groovy and super 2. that which is really, really dank and sticky and makes you feel all purty inside | Top |

MoJo n. 1. the force 2. kind of like juju but bigger | Top |

motherfucker n. adj. 1. one who generally kicks seriously major fucking ass | Top |

mystical adj. 1. that which pertains to the spiritual, the surreal, fantasy, romance, dreams, visions, make believe, tripping, kissing the sky, inner journeys, fairy tales, butterflies, elves, ogres, magic, princesses, shimmering samite and all that crap | Top |

path n. 1. the general direction of life in all of its choiceness | Top |

place n. 1. a state of mental, emotional or spiritual being | Top |

plan n. 1. a set of goals, dreams, and visions which make up a segment of your path | Top |

scene n. adj. 1. the larger environment of your daily life, a macrocosm of your hang | Top |

schmoozing v. 1. the process of kissing ass in a non-weasly manner -ify -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

sketchiness adj. 1. that which embodies the lame, sneaky and weasly 2.the opposite of kindness | Top |

social adj. 1. that which pertains to dealing with other people 2. specifically nonprofessional interaction 3. the arena of friends, co-workers, colleagues, loved-ones, well-wishers et al who compromise your scene -ize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

spiritual adj. 1. that which pertains to religion, mysticism, big questions like life and death and stuff | Top |

stellar n. v. adj. 1. that which is unusually high, big, gigantic, huge, or large -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

stimulize v. 1. the process of injecting energy, passion, or jazziness into something | Top |

sweet adj. 1. that which is cool -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

Tao n. v. adj. adv. ph. prn. 1. the eastern concept that everything is energy and all energy is one, that choiceness and lameness can be found in all things -ness, the properties which embody ~, -ify -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something | Top |

the things ph. 1. the situation, entity or influence at hand | Top |

telepathic adj. 1. that which is transmitted between two entities by means other than direct verbal or physical communication -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

transmogrify v. 1. Calvin's reality-morphing cardboard box | Top |

uptight adj. 1. that which is the opposite of allowing life to be 2. an inability to go with the flow 3. a serious emotional blockage in the Groovyness department -ness, the properties which embody~ | Top |

vibe n. v. 1. an energy or karma carrier 2. the process of sending information, feelings, positive energies et al toward another entity -ness, the properties which embody, -ify -ize -itize, the process of injecting ~ into something -ification, the properties which integrate ~ | Top |

Way n. 1. the microcosm of your path, finding your path is the process of discovering all the little diversions in life which teach us and force us to grow | Top |

wicked adj. 1. something unusually strong, intense, severe, potent, vital, crazed, exciting et al | Top |

Zen n. v. adj. 1. a sect of Buddhism popular in the United States 2. the happy place 3. a sense of balance, peace, and serenity -ness, the properties which embody ~ | Top |

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